Space Jokes for Kids
Planets, rockets, and one very tired astronaut.
What do you call an alien's pet? An unidentified furry object!
Why did the asteroid join the gym? To work on its core!
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket!
Why did the rocket need a nap? It was exhausted.
Why is Saturn the best planet? It has a nice ring to it!
What do you call an alien who does karate? A martian artist.
What do you call a space dog? An astro-mutt!
What's an alien's favorite chocolate? A Milky Way.
What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien!
Why did the astronaut wear a helmet to dinner? In case of flying saucers!
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space jam!
What do you call a cow astronaut? A moo-n walker.
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel? The moon was full!
Why did the alien cross the road? To probe the other side.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack? Mars bars!
Why don't aliens visit Earth often? It only has one star.
Why don't planets ever win races? They keep going in circles!
Why did Saturn get married? It liked putting rings on things.
Why are astronauts bad at sports? They keep spacing out!
What did the astronaut say when he crashed? I Apollo-gize.
What did one planet say to the other? I'm so attracted to you!
What did the alien order at the restaurant? Unidentified frying objects!
What's a spaceship's favorite type of music? Nep-tunes.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way? R2-Detour!
What do aliens serve food on? Flying saucers.
What do you call a UFO that cooks? A frying saucer.
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space.
Knock knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apollo-gize for that bad joke!
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