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Thursday, August 13

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

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Previous Jokes

Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.

Wednesday, August 12

Kids

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tuesday, August 11

Wordplay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Monday, August 10

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Sunday, August 9

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Saturday, August 8

Kids

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Friday, August 7

Dad Joke

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Thursday, August 6

Wordplay

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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