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Monday, March 16

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

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Previous Jokes

Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.

Sunday, March 15

Kids

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Saturday, March 14

Wordplay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Friday, March 13

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Thursday, March 12

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Wednesday, March 11

Kids

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Tuesday, March 10

Dad Joke

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Monday, March 9

Kids

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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