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Monday, June 29
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.
Sunday, June 28
WorkplaceWhy did the stapler quit its job?
It couldn't hold things together anymore.
Saturday, June 27
KidsWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Friday, June 26
WordplayWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Thursday, June 25
Dad JokeWhat do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
Wednesday, June 24
WorkplaceWhy did the calendar feel stressed?
Its days were numbered.
Tuesday, June 23
KidsWhat do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Monday, June 22
Dad JokeWhy can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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