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Thursday, August 13
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.
Wednesday, August 12
KidsWhat did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Tuesday, August 11
WordplayWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Monday, August 10
KidsWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
Sunday, August 9
WorkplaceWhy did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Saturday, August 8
KidsWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Friday, August 7
Dad JokeWhy did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Thursday, August 6
WordplayWhat do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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