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Friday, May 15

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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Previous Jokes

Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.

Thursday, May 14

Dad Joke

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

Wednesday, May 13

Kids

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tuesday, May 12

Wordplay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Monday, May 11

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Sunday, May 10

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Saturday, May 9

Dad Joke

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

Friday, May 8

Wordplay

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

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