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Friday, May 15
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.
Thursday, May 14
Dad JokeWhy don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Wednesday, May 13
KidsWhat did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Tuesday, May 12
WordplayWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Monday, May 11
KidsWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
Sunday, May 10
WorkplaceWhy did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Saturday, May 9
Dad JokeWhy did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Friday, May 8
WordplayWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
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