Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
For the kid who knows more dinosaur names than you do.
What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them, houses can't jump.
What do you call a dinosaur magician? A Trickeratops!
Why do you call a dinosaur with glasses. A See-Rex.
Why did the T-Rex lose the arm wrestling match? He was too short-handed!
What game does a T-Rex hate? Catch!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're all dead!
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked!
Why can't a T-Rex do push-ups? Because they've been extinct for millions of years.
What do you call a dinosaur with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a polite dinosaur? A pleaseyoursaurus.
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