School Jokes for Kids

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Why did the student do multiplication on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.

What do you call a tomato in a race? Ketchup.

What's the ocean's favorite subject? Current events.

What did the eraser say to the pencil? You make a lot of mistakes, but I got your back.

I told my teacher I was sick of fractions. She said that's only half the problem.

Why did the witch do well in English? She was great at spelling.

Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the solutions.

What fruit contains barium and double sodium? Banana.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you barium.

Why did the reader bring a flashlight to bed? For some light reading.

My teacher says I'm average. I think that's mean.

What do you call a spider in computer class? A web designer!

What's a bee's favorite book? The Great Gats-bee.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM. Grammar matters!

Why did the plant win the school award? It was out-standing in its field!

Why don't books ever get cold? They always have jackets.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Why did the skeleton skip the school dance? He had no body to go with.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!

What do you call a sock doing math? A pair-abola.

What do you call a backpack that sings? A carry-oke.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn't greater or less than anyone!

Why did the earthquake go to therapy? It had too many faults.

What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer.

Why did the calendar fail math? Its days were numbered.

What do you call a book about mountains? A cliff-hanger.

Why did the germ go to school? To become a little culture.

Why are school libraries tall buildings? they have the most stories.

Why did the librarian slip on ice? She was in the non-friction section.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think R, but it's really the C.

What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Why did the student stare at his orange juice? It said concentrate!