Be the Funny Grandparent — Daily Jokes Delivered to Your Phone
No apps. No passwords. Just a text message with a joke your grandkids will love.
Clean Jokes Grandparents Will Love
Copy any of these to share with the grandkids yourself — or get a fresh, personalized one texted straight to you every day.
I used to be cool. Now I'm just room temperature.
Why do old people read the Bible more? Cramming for finals.
I stretched wrong and now I have a backstory to tell strangers.
My memory's like a browser. Nineteen tabs open, no idea which is playing music.
At my age, 'getting lucky' means walking into a room and remembering why.
My memory's so bad I can hide my own Easter eggs.
Why did the old man fall in the well? He couldn't see that well.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Getting older: when 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee.
You know you're old when 'sleeping around' means napping in different rooms.
Old age: when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
Q: What's aging gracefully? A: Falling slowly.
I used to party until 2 AM. Now I pee at 2 AM.
What do you call gray hair sneaking in? A silver lining.
I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.
I childproofed my house but they still get in.
Why Grandparents Love JokeText
No Technology Skills Needed
If you can read a text message, you can use JokeText. No apps to download, no passwords to remember.
Just SMS — No Apps
Jokes arrive as a regular text message. No apps, no accounts to log into, no complicated setup.
Forward to Grandkids Easily
Got a grandkid with a phone? Forward the joke with one tap. Or save it for your next phone call.
Age-Appropriate for All Ages
Jokes that work for you and your grandkids alike. Clean, wholesome humor the whole family can enjoy.
How It Works
Quick Setup
Someone helps you sign up once — pick an age range and topics. Takes under 5 minutes.
Choose Your Time
Pick when you want your daily joke. Morning is popular — start the day with a smile.
Share the Laughs
Get a joke by text every day. Read it to your grandkids on the phone, forward it, or save it for the next visit.
“I’m 68 and not great with technology, but this was so easy to set up. Now I have a fresh joke ready every time I call my grandkids. They think I’m the funniest grandma ever.”
Frequently Asked Questions
Ready to Be the Funny Grandparent?
7-day free trial · Cancel anytime · Secure payments