Food Jokes That Are Good Enough to Eat
Snacks, dinner, and everything in between.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read anything.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's a potato's favorite horror movie? Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a flying pancake? An unidentified frying object.
Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't find the right beet.
Why did the strawberry need help? It was in a jam.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date.
Why did the pizza maker go broke? He just couldn't make enough dough.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
What do you call a pea that falls off your plate? An esca-pea.
What did the mayo say when the fridge opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
What do you call a baker who quits? A deserter.
Why did the yogurt go to the art museum? It was cultured.
What do you call a corn cob's dad? Pop corn.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business.
What did one bread of a sandwich say to the other? You're my butter half!
Why did the spaghetti go to sleep? It was pasta bedtime.
Watermelons are great in summer. They're one in a melon.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why did the mushroom get invited to parties? Because he's a fungi.
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.
Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Why are potatoes good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled!
Knock knock. Who's there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho business!
What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut.
How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock.
Mushrooms are great at parties. They're real fungi.
Why did the milk go to art school? To become cultured.
Why did the steak fail the exam? It wasn't well done.
What do you call a nervous pickle? A dill-emma.
Why did the cupcake go to the gym? To work on its muffin top.
Why did the peanut call the police? It was a-salted.
My oven has two modes: cold and cremation.
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